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(no subject) [Nov. 10th, 2005|02:34 am]
Make it down before its too late.
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Helpful Advice! [Sep. 21st, 2005|11:56 pm]
Fathering an unplanned child with a mistess/ girlfriend, is like
getting caught for murder -- always plead "not guilty," and let them
prove you did it.
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freakin ' a [Sep. 21st, 2005|12:26 pm]
this is your damn haiku
this is all you get
you cannot demand art
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i don't care about your state of mind. [Sep. 9th, 2005|11:49 pm]
[music |m e l l o w d r o n e - Unchained]

follow through with what you tell me.

maybe it'll work out better that way.
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the hippy crusher. [Aug. 22nd, 2005|02:12 am]
you were breaking the law
you got arrested
please don't choke on my balls


there is my haiku.


this event has been very inspiring
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All I have to say is.. [Aug. 20th, 2005|11:25 am]
The tickets you have purchased are:
----------------------------------------------------------
Nine Inch Nails
E Center of West Valley City
West Valley City, UT
USA
Tuesday , 10/4/05 , 7:30PM
General Admission

Section Row Seat Price
GA1 GA 708 $42.00
GA1 GA 709 $42.00

Total Convenience Fee for 2 seats $21.00
Price for 2 seats $105.00
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Subtotal : $105.00
Order Processing : $3.00
Total : $108.00
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fuck you, buddy. [Aug. 17th, 2005|01:20 am]
you should know that
i'm the man
if i'm the fucking man
then you're the fucking man
so you can point that fucking finger up your ass
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psh [Aug. 13th, 2005|01:33 pm]
People say I need to update. Fuck that.
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2005|07:43 am]
[mood | working]

So there is a pyscho girl in my training class for my new job. We all share a server and can view what websites others are viewing. Here is her own personal blog: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xXxBreAthE_oN_mExXx

She's crazy. Simple.
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(no subject) [Feb. 5th, 2005|05:47 pm]
i've been sicker then sick. i really need to get better so i can work. damnit.
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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2005|01:22 am]
I'm back.
I don't know why.
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hello! [Nov. 3rd, 2004|07:07 pm]
I'm not dead. I'm just really busy with school.


do me.
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(no subject) [Sep. 3rd, 2004|03:56 pm]
i'm also rocking the chest hair today. don't make me sac your ass.
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dipping my life into it all. [Sep. 3rd, 2004|02:34 pm]
so i never really walk around downtown often but today, so far, is an adventure.

SO there is this guy walking around counting his fingers with his thick glasses repeating "george bush." How fucking rad is that? Then while on the train there is this guy with... god knows who came up with a style of hair like that. He looked like a aileron. Then down the bank of computer is ms doom and her lace cuffs. Now... This is where it gets very technical. If she was cute I'd ask for her number but the rolls protruding from her stomach translate into a sign that says "If you would like to keep your gentials, please keep off the grass."

When it's cold, don't wear socks with your sandles, wear shoes.

I've also noticed that there are some pretty cute girls into social work. Keep in mind as I am going to be a police officer, I will never date a social worker.

oh look! Here comes Mr. I'm so sad please kick my ass. Maybe if you weren't so weak you could carry your books. His gal pal dresses more like a man than he does. This could say something.

So back to Ms Doom, she's now looking at japainmnamamanation stuff. She probably has the mind of a 15 year old boy. She probably is a 15 year old boy.

What's with wolf shirts? Seriously. I think if you are going to wear a wolf shirt, you must carry a permit that says you work on a ranch. Those are the only people that should be allowed to wear those kinds of shirts.

you are in a library, turn off your phone or put it on vibrate.

I think I'm just going to go now and read on the train.
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while waiting for the bookstore.. [Aug. 16th, 2004|03:27 pm]
school is almost here
so many beautiful girls
i smile with glee
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cha [Aug. 11th, 2004|11:57 pm]
my wrist is broken
stamping envelopes all day
oh how i love cate
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found it [Aug. 9th, 2004|06:42 pm]
knowing what i want
does not mean that i have it
true companionship
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(no subject) [Aug. 9th, 2004|06:40 pm]
hiking all day long
standing on top of it all
pissing on your grave
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zing! [Aug. 8th, 2004|06:59 pm]
lonley_and_looking23: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you annd help you out of your pants?
lonley_and_looking23: tell me what you eant me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
minusfluke: make me some waffles
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fuckery [Aug. 3rd, 2004|09:23 am]
my car got broken into.
two patients have died.
i want to OD on something tonight, but have work tomorrow. damnit.
this is not a haiku.
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